❝I wanna see you in cat ears, and on your knees.❞
❝Say shit like this one more time and I'll fuck you like a dumb whore.❞
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Pranks are harmless, they said. Whoever said that fuckery was utterly wrong because if pranks were harmless, that wouldn't...
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Moon: I have a question
More like I've few questions
Me: Don't talk to me rn
I'm too embarrassed
You have no idea how many times I've reread our chats
Moon: Well
✨suffer✨
But first, answer my questions
Me: Ok 😔
Moon: When did you figure out it was me?
Me: Ohh
I had a hunch since a long time but didn't take seriously because I thought I was overthinking
It all started when you messaged I look good in one piece, I was like how can you say that when you have never seen me—
Then I forget about it
But it came again when your keyboard made a 'typo'
And then our chat in the park made me confirm that you're the Kim Seokjin
Moon: Well at least you used your brain in something other than nasty things 😒
Me: 😒
Moon: Did you know Taehyung dating Hayoon?
Me: No
I was so shocked when I saw him
When did you find out Hayoon and Taehyung we're dating? As per as I know Kim Seokjin and as per what Taehyung said, Tae would have been fired a long time ago—
Moon: Indeed
But I get to know about this some hours ago
Me: Wow—
How?
Moon: When Taehyung said he has to do overtime and has shoot with Hayoon, I knew he was lying because I saw Hayoon leaving the building and not soon after I saw Taehyung leaving too So— then I asked where Hayoon was and she said at her friend's house and I was like no shit Sherlock they both are dating.
Me: But— Hayoon could be at her friends too how come you came at conclusion
Moon: That bitch's nasty personality gave her no friends—
