I'M DYING-))
PitchFork: Everybody's seen the new tie-dye bagel trend. So-
GlowStick: Yeah!
Pitchfork: This is gonna get colourful!
GlowStick: ✨c o l o u r f u l ✨
Pitchfork grabs the tie-dye bottle and the bagel.
PitchFork: It's time to dye!
GlowStick screams.
