Demi- How did you do that.
Soul- Little secret, I'm not wearing clothes per say.
I grab a bit of my coat and yank it, it snaps off a piece which begins to dissolve onto my hand.
Demi- FUCKIN BUG SUIT.
Soul- Close, nano bots.
Demi calms down and taps my coat, it wiggles and vibrates as demi jumps back.
Demi- SO THAT'S HOW YOU GET ALL THOSE WEAPONS.
Soul- Where did you think I was getting them from.
Demi- I don't know, I keep all my stuff in ma hair.
She shakes it and a mountain of weapons, explosives, snacks and pictures of me and black hat with lipstick marks on them.
Soul- "mind" Oh, one day black hat, one-day.
She shoves all her stuff back into her hair and we're abut to walk off when flug appears out of nowhere, out of breath and wheezing.
Soul- Dude, 2 helpful words of advice, diet and exercise.
Flug- "wheezing" t-tha-ats th-h-h-hree.
Demencia- How'd you find us.
Flug points to demis leg, we look down to see a metal shackle around her left leg with a glowing light on it.
Demi- Oh, forgot about that thing.
Soul- How the hell did you get a tracker on her, not to mention find a metal strong enough that she couldn't break it.
Flug- "flashbacks to Demencia in the trees" We don't speak of those times.
I pop my mouth in awkwardness and turn to see a huge crowd surrounding a man, he was skinny, wore a very nice pair of glasses, black hair and wore a gray suit, demencia looks in his direction and sniffs the air, her eyes go wide.
Demi- It's him, our target.
Flug- THAT'S DREADINEER?!. How can you tell.
Demi- Small, weak looking, wears glasses, reaks of machine oil and gold flakes.
Soul- Who is that guy.
Just then, a reporter walks up to the man.
Reporter- I'm here live with world famous inventor, taven tuneup, taven, what can you tell everyone about your party in just two days and your supposed "big announcement".
Tt- Well, all I'm gonna say for now is..............it'll be solid gold.
Soul- Definitely him, demencia.
She pulls out a chainsaw when flug slaps it away.
Flug- No, no chainsaws, we have to find the device, now, how about we follow hi-
We turn to find him and the crowd gone.
Flug- "eye twitch"
Soul- Don't panic flug, there's always a way.
I grab his head and slowly turn him in the direction of a billboard announcing the party.
Flug- Wait, that's it..............WE PRETEND TO BE BILLBOARD ELECTRICIANS, GO TO TAVERNS HOUSE, PRETE-
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