And Percy's pepperbox can blow apart
Your fucking skull
Nature hath no fury
Quite like Keyleth the Ashari
Controlling plants and animals
She's a magical safari.
As fury hath no wraith
As fierce as Kyria from Pyrah
"Pyrah? Really?"
"What, your name doesn't rhyme with much."
The Fire Ashari whose flames burn
Just as Bright.
And Jason the Paladin, Strong in his faith
Will strike you down with his mighty god-like strength!!!
The twins Vex and Vax
She shoots, he hides in the pitch
They're stealthy and quite deadly
But I forget which one is which.
"He's Vax."
"She's Vex."
Pikes's divinity is pure
Her hands can always heal
Oh, and did I mention we have a bear?
Trinket, no big deal
And as for myself?
My name is Scanlan
The man with the phat purple hand
My Music's the jam, going ham you can't stand it
Get some water, hide your daughters...
Uriel clears his through, pulling Scanlan back on track "Oh. Uh, sorry." the gnomes apologize and pulls back to the song.
Brave warriors are we and far more clever than a fox
They'll tell tales of our exploits
In the Legend
Of Vox...
Machina
The illusion drops revealing the legendary heroes of the song, seeing them in a rough state.
Percy just looks away in disappointment at his party.
Pike was fast asleep against Grog's leg.
Grog just held his side, glaring up at them.
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Vox Machina Book One: Nobodies to Heroes
FanfictionI have watched LOVM and I love-love-love it! And I couldn't help myself so I made two OCs and here we go! A band of rag-tag mercenaries in desperate need of money and stumble across a help-wanted sign and find themselves undertaking a daring adventu...
Chapter 2: The Actual Fuck
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