Caboose: Give it to me straight Church! Is Freckles gonna make it?
Epsilon: Your robot's fine, I just need a few more-
Epsilon disappears. Freckles' storage chip begins beeping.
Epsilon: Ah there we go!
Epsilon reappears.
Epsilon: Congrats, your pet has been debugged.
Caboose: (sighs out of relief) Oh God! (puts chip away) Now all we have to do is get him fixed.
Carolina: I can't believe you would just accept something from the enemy like that!
Washington: It was a lapse in judgement, it won't happen again.
Epsilon appears next to Carolina.
Epsilon: Yeah because next time we'll be dead! Come on Wash, you're supposed to be the smart one in the group.
Simmons: I thought I was the smart one in the group?
Grif: Ehhh. Smart's relative. Like good looks or skills. Sometimes you have to settle.
Tucker: Would you guys all shut up! This isn't helping!
Epsilon: Oh yeah righ- since when have you manage to help around here?
Tucker: Hey, maybe you haven't noticed, but I've been kinda running this shit while you were gone.
Grif: Just out of curiosity, who ran stuff when he was here?
Epsilon: Well you ran straight into the ground Tucker, great job, you must be so proud.
Emily: Oookayy. Everyone's a liiittle tense right now.
Tucker: Well at least I tried!
Epsilon appears in front of Tucker
Epsilon: You!? What about me? You think I'm in a vacation this whole time?
Donut: Please! Stop fighting! Can't you see you're tearing this family apart?!
Everyone just stared at Donut.
Epsilon: Right. This shits getting weird. I'm out. Hey if you need me I'll be thinking of a way to keep us alive for the next 24 hours.
Epsilon disappears.
Tucker: Good riddance.
Epsion: (voice only) Hey I heard that! I'm still actually in the room dumbass!
Zero: Alrighty then, how about we go check the perimeter...
Tex: Yeah...
Washington: I'll do the same. Why don't you guys just take a breather.
Zero, Carolina, Wash and Maine all walked away.
Caboose: Hey! Bye Wash! By Zero! Bye Carolina! Bye big scary quiet person! Bye Church!
Tucker: Caboose aren't you even like the tiniest bit pissed off at Church?
Caboose: Ahhhhhhh Nope!
Tucker: Not even a little?
Caboose: Nah.
Tucker: At all?
Caboose: Yeah no. Not really.
Tucker: How? He's being such an asshole!
Simmons: I'm pretty sure Church has always been an asshole.
Grif: Yeah. Isn't that kind of his thing? Like Simmons is smart, I'm good looking, you guys are the dumb one, the lazy one, and the mean one.
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Red Vs Blue Zero to One ( OC/Male reader x RvB)
FanfictionBefore anything can begin, it must first Start from Zero. Before there was Red vs Blue, there was Project Freelancer. And before there was Project Freelancer, there were two siblings. One older brother and One little sister.
Chapter 49 Set In Motion
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