Before anything can begin, it must first
Start from Zero. Before there was Red vs Blue, there was Project Freelancer. And before there was Project Freelancer, there were two siblings. One older brother and One little sister.
Currently at Blue base, Simmons is watching a gravity lift, as Tucker approaches him from behind.
Tucker: This blows... I don't know a first thing about fixing intergalactic radios.
Simmons: Uh huh.
Tucker: Every movie that I've ever seen with a repairman on it always glosses over the actual repairing part. It's just, "Hey baby, I'm here to lay some pipe" and then bam, two scoops of raisin!
Simmons: Uh huh.
Tucker: Dammit woman! If you let the man do his job, then maybe we would not be in this mess.
Simmons: Hey Tucker, what the fuck is this thing?
Tucker: It's a gravity lift. You step on it and it takes you upstairs.
Simmons: I know that, but what the fuck is it doing here?
Tucker: It's glowing and goes (makes glowing sounds)
Simmons: So let me get this straight. We're the survivors of a shipwreck, living off of the bare necessities, and in the middle of the room is this incredible feat of modern-day technology.
Tucker: I don't know. Wash found it on the ship and put it on the base. What's so weird about that?
Simmons: It's like finding a car made of rocks, plastic and a bluetooth radio.
Tucker: Oh, we've got that too. (Siri's iPhone jingle is heard) Siri, play song dance theme.
Siri: Did you mean bomb, Andy?
Tucker: Oh piece of shit.
Siri: Calling bomb, Andy.
Simmons: How are you able to power all of this?
Tucker: We're hooked up to the ship.
Simmons: You mean you have a direct line to a limitless power supply?
Tucker: Well, no, we'll definitely run out of fuel eventually, just not anytime soon. So who cares, take as much as you want.
Simmons: God bless the American way.
Tucker: What are ya gonna do?
Simmons: (runs to the gravity lift) Just a side project!
One and Washington walked up to Caboose and Freckles.
Washington: Hey Caboose! We've secured the perimeter. No bad guys to be found...
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Caboose: (in a low commanding voice) Excellent work Commander Washington and One. I admire your determination! Why, maybe someday you both could be the leader of blue team!
One: ...-_-...
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