Random COTE One-shots

Reaction?? #2

Author: Hey Yuume, can you send back these people and erase all their memories of what happened here except for Kiyotaka, Masumi and Ichika?

Yuume: Why though? Why don't you do it?

Author: I plan on bringing in the people from another universe and react to stuff. Still reacting to different timelines though. And no, you do it, I'm busy reading Shirou getting summoned to Chaldea

Yuume: Ohh okey

Author: Thanks

Author: Sorry for that readers, I've been rethinking about that chapter and uhhh yeah, I think it's going to be better for me to use the people who doesnt know shit, the time would probably be after the 2nd island exam, Kiyo isn't in a relationship, Kei is just his friend.

Yuume: HEY JAMES IT'S DONE!

Author: DON'T CALL ME BY THAT NAME HORNY MAID

Yuume: Hmph!


3rd Person POV

Everyone was tired after the 2nd island exam. Naturally most of them would be sleeping or enjoying their time relaxing. Suddenly everything went dark and the next thing they knew, they were in a theater and could not move from their seats except for some people.

"Where the hell are we?!"

"I was sleeping man!"

"W-what are we going to do?!"

"Is this another special exam?! Come on man, we just finished that island exam!"

Before anyone could understand or calm down, someone showed up in front and clapped her hands loudly gathering the attention of everyone

??: "Hello madafakas, call me Ian, now let's skip the formalities shall we? now let's react to Ayanokouji Kiyotaka from different timelines, simply because he's the best"

Shinohara: "That gloomy bastard? what's so interesting about him"

Hiratards: "Yeah Hirata-kun's better!"

Miyamoto: "I'm better than that gloomy loner!"

Ichinose: "Ayanokouji-kun is not gloomy!" She notices what she blurted out and got teased by her classmates

Hondo: "Why is he getting defended by Ichinose-san?"

""YEAH WHAT THE HELL?"" The defects shouted along with some jealous dogs

""SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF SENPAI"" Some first year girls shouted at them

Ian: "Hold the fuck up who are yall supposed to be?"

"Senpai's fanclub!" A girl from 1-A shouted and the other members agreed

Ian: 'Wait wot, the videos haven't even started yet, must be because of Ichika-sama. My fucking God these jealous monkes are noisy'

"Shut up defects, one more word from out of yer mouths and I'm muting you, clear?" Ian said in a firm and cold tone which silenced the defects

Ian: "Alright let's start"

Horikita: "Ian-kun are the events that will be show-" Ian pauses the video for a bit and then interrupts Horikita

Ian: "Oh these are from alternate timelines, so they never happened in your world"

Ryuen: 'Kukuku, interesting'

Sakayanagi: 'Ayanokouji-kun in another timeline? Fufufu'

Horikita: "I see, but where is Ayanokouji-kun?"