Transmigrated As The Mysterious Older Brother

Incorrect Qoutes

⇨ Parody 1 : the tale of Roman's curses

*kidnapper bribing him

Man: com'ere boy, i'll give you this if you come with this old man

Roman: sorry, I have diabetes, so fuck off.

*saw Kevin sneakily snaking his arms around tyrespiel's waist

Roman: this motherfucker never learns his lesson, huh? Lets see if you'll ever wake up tomorrow.

*is arguing with his teacher

Teacher: I am your teacher! Settle down, Mr. Crosseart!

Roman: you settle down you fake ass bitch! I told you! This! Math! Is! For! Children! What the fuq is this!?? Who doesn't know 1+1 that you'll need to teach us!??? And what the fucking hell is this formula!??? A bullshit formula for a fucking 1+1!? Are you a scammer!???

*saw his favorite brother limping

And we see him chasing the culprits with a sword twice as large than himself while yelling incoherent profanities inappropriate for his age.

⇨ Parody 2 : roman and his daily life

*wakes up at 3 am, prepare his book of the day, lines up his pen in order, tidy his bed, get dressed, open the curtains.

*after school, visits a local book store and buys another dozen of books.

*when he arrives home, he was ask by his butler, Henry, what he bought.

Roman : how to kill someone in one second, what to do when you kill someone, why is there a brain when you mostly use your heart, how to bury a body, how to make a murder looks like an accident.

Henry: i-im sorrryyy for askingggg wahhhh /*silently cries

*after half-bathing and slapping a sleeping kaspian out of his bed, he slept at exactly 8 pm.

⇨ Parody 3 : tyrespiel and his violin

*playing the theme song of howl's moving castle with a violin

Tyrespiel: damn, im so talented that even the birds gathered around my windowsill, heh

*in all honestly they were just there to witness his otherworldy beauty and they've all grown deaf to his violin plays so they can't ridicule his lack of talent now

⇨ Parody 4: Tyrespiel and the Sun

*was dragged out by Shan

Tyrespiel: why is the sun so bright, its blinding me! Why is it so hot, fuck, im close to stripping myself. can't the sun tone its heat down!? Oh my goddess! Its burning me!!!!!!

The sun: ... *it wants justice

⇨ Parody 5: Liam, Ruffian, Mael, Kaspian, the four idiots

*classroom hours, chemistry class

Teacher: and so the chemicals═

*all words gone deaf in their ears even mael can't recognize the words on the board

*mathematics class

Teacher: Im sure you all know this already but I want to make sure that you still remember the basics.. 1x1?

*liam smirk proudly before mouthing a 'watch me' to his friends as he raised his hands

Teacher: yes, liam?

Liam: 2

*before the teacher could retort a 'no' Kaspian slammed his hands on his desks angrily looking at liam