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Naruto, peeling a banana, grinning as he snickers: May I take your jacket, sir? Hehehehe.
Sasuke: Do you think other people can't hear you?
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Sasuke: I sleep with a kunai under my pillow.
Naruto: I sleep with a shuriken.
Sid: Both of you are pathetic.
Naruto: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Sid: Myself.
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Sid, angrily presses Kiba against a wall: WHERE IS IT!?
Kiba: ...
Kiba: Are we about to kiss or-
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Sid: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Sasuke, turns to Naruto: How tall are you?
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Kiba: Hinata, I'm sad.
Hinata: *holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay, Kiba-kun!
Naruto: Sid, I'm sad.
Sid: *nods in understanding while stroking an imaginary beard* Mood.
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Naruto: *screams*
Sid: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Sakura: ...Should we stop them?
Kakashi, observing: No, no. I want to see who's gonna win this.
Sasuke watching from afar: Idiots.
Sasuke: *silently screams louder than both Naruto and Sid*
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Sakura: I'm not sure what this means.
Sid: "Ignorance is bold and knowledge is reserved"
Sasuke: You can read Latin?
Naruto: You can read?!
Sid: ...
Sid: That's cold, Nardo.
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Naruto: Sid is refusing to wear her glasses!
Sid: I wore them for a day, and my eyes are already better. Look.
Sid, points to Sasuke: A ducks ass.
Sid, points to Sakura: Bubblegum bitch.
Sid, points to Kakashi: HOLY FUCK, IS THAT A FUCKING SASQUATCH!??
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Kakashi: So how was your day?
Sid: We almost got surprise adopted.
Kakashi: What?
Sasuke: We almost got kidnapped.
Kakashi: Oh, okay.
Kakashi: ...Wait, what?!
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Kakashi: You have to apologize to Sakura.
Sid: Fine.
Sid: 'Unfuck you' or some shit.
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Sasuke, setting down a card: Ace of Spades.
Sakura, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Sid, pulling out a pokemon card: Pikachu, I choose you!
Naruto: Goldfish!
Kakashi, trembling: What game are we playing
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*drops food on the floor*
Naruto: Five second rule!
Sakura: Aw, man *throws it away*
Sid: Foolish germs! They think they can stop me!? *eats it off of the floor*
Sasuke, on his last straw: *sobs on the floor*
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SID (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction"..You know what? I can find my own way to my apartment. I'm capable enough, and besides, I can always ask for directions! So anyway, I got to go so-" "Hokage-sama? You requested to see me?" ".....Shit." --- A girl, black hair, onyx eyes, dark humor...
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