𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 - 𝐑𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐨𝐰

𝐓 𝐰 𝐨

Munich, Germany | 1p.m | 12th of November 2020
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Rude🫂

Rude 🫂
Do you know Marvel?

CJ🦋
Duh!
Ofc I know it

Rude 🫂
And do you watch the mcu ?

CJ🦋
Uhm yea I guess...

Rude 🫂
Why are you being weird now?

CJ🦋
You are weird !

Rude 🫂
Ok?
Rude 🫂
So my actual question would be:
what would you optimal death
would be? Sat on by the Hulk or
been eaten by Rocket the racoon

CJ🦋
Uhm... trickie
Sat on by the Hulk
CJ🦋
Why? Is that seriously your
convo starter? It sucks

Rude 🫂
Well my friend and I were arguing
about it, so I wanted to ask
a professional

CJ🦋
You sure you weren't missing
me and that's why you asked that?
I will support you in your choices

Rude 🫂
why are you assuming?
Rude 🫂
my friend asked

CJ🦋
you have friends?

Rude 🫂
haha funny
Rude 🫂
Why didn't you choose rocket tho

CJ🦋
What is this kind of question ?!
CJ🦋
Did you ever spent time
around a raccoon?

Rude 🫂
Did you ever got sat on?

CJ🦋
Yea...

Rude 🫂
Oh?
Rude 🫂
What do you look like?
Rude 🫂
Also asking for a friend...🧐

CJ🦋
You tell me first. I gotta make
sure that you're really not 81 🤨

Rude 🫂
Let's send it simultaneously

CJ🦋
How is that supposed to work?

Rude 🫂
exactly one minute from now

CJ🦋
Aight!

One Minute later

Rude 🫂
oh-

CJ🦋
okay okay so you're a dog
fan, I support that

Rude 🫂
yeah you better support that!
Rude 🫂
you're really cute
Rude 🫂
I'm sorry, that probs sounded
crazy weird or something, sorry
I thougt That you was like... a guy
Cause Ur Name is like Charlie?

CJ🦋
stop don't make me blush
CJ🦋
but you're pretty cute too...
just saying

Rude 🫂
BRUH
Rude 🫂
what's your insta?

CJ🦋
BigtittydaddyCJ
CJ🦋
what's yours? or do you just post
fishing pictures by the lake?

Rude 🫂
no i don't. not every guy is
the same

CJ🦋
Sure!🤨
CJ🦋
where are you from?

Rude 🫂
i'm from alaska, but i live in
la. hbu?

CJ🦋
i'm from Germany? lol
CJ🦋
munich
CJ🦋
Why the hell do you have a
german number if you are from la

Rude 🫂
Cause I'm visiting someone in
Germany.
Rude 🫂
My Aunt told be That it would
be better if i had a german
number for the Time i'm here

CJ🦋
KK
CJ🦋
hope you don't mind that your
name is now rude

Rude 🫂
does that mean we're making
up nicknames chichi ?

CJ🦋
yes Papi

Rude 🫂
Oh-
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Charlie put down her phone and started laughing while lying on the couch with her friends.(Caption Image)

"Why are you laughing like that?" Noah asked next to her.

"Rudy is such an idiot!" Charlie Said, which had a stomach ache from laughing to hard.

"Who the hell is Rudy?" Mia asked. Charlie unlocked her phone and went back to her and Rudy's chat and scrolled all the way up to the beginning of the chat and gave her phone to her friends.

Noah and Mia eagerly read the chat between Charlie and Rudy. "Does he also send a picture of himself or what?" Mia asked desperately. "You write such unnecessary things, he should just send a dick pick and that's it." Mia added and handed her phone back to Charlie.

"You're lowkey, just disgusting." Noah said.

"If you had read further you would have known what he looks like." Charlie said with a shrug.

"How old is he?" "Is he old?" Mia and Noah asked one after the other.

"He's 22." Charlie informed her two friends.

"Perfect!" Mia added.

"Where does he live?" asked Noah.

"Um Los Angeles." Charlie replied.

"What?!" screamed Noah and Mia at the same time, after that Charlie told her friends everything she had written about with Rudy.

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