Ryuk:
Why would I be jealous? 🙄🙄

Me:
Wasn't I your BaByGiRl?

Huh, dAdDy? 🌚

Ryuk:
You're just my side
chick. Sorry babygirl.😘

Me:

Whos the chick whotried to snatch my baby from me?????

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Whos the chick who
tried to snatch my baby
from me?????

I am out with my rusty
knife.

Ryuk:
😂😂

Me:
So, what're you doing?

Ryuk:
I was just having my
breakfast.

Me:
At this timeee???

Ryuk:
It's just ten.. 🙂

Me:
JUST????

We don't get brekie
after eight...

Ryuk:Depends on your body schedule actually

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Ryuk:
Depends on your
body schedule actually.

Me:
How sad is it that my
body schedule is fucked
up but I am still a virgin.

Ryuk:
There is nothing wrong
in being a virgin dude.

Till you find the right one
actually.

Me:
Obviously. Honestly I am
not that comfortable... Haha
It may seem odd.

Ryuk:
Not at all.

Me:
Really?

Ryuk:
Yeah. Have you ever heard
about the hiding mech?

It's like talking a lot about
subjects you aren't comfortable
about to just neglect the
idea of being uncomfortable.

Me:
Are you a psychologist????

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