Ryuk:
~I love myself~

Me:
When did I turn into
something like this?

Ryuk:
I always saw you like
this. Lmao 😂

Me:
Don't you hate me?

Ryuk:
Yeah I obviously do.

Me:

Ryuk:Wasn't it you who asked?

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Ryuk:
Wasn't it you
who asked?

Me:
Had to show off my meme.

Ryuk:
I'll choke you.

Wait... you'd like that.

I'll fucking stab you.

Me:
😂😂😂😂

Fuck. You are making
me laugh.

Ryuk:
I am laughing too.😂

Me:
I just first handedly
witnessed that I suck
at flirting.

Ryuk:
No you don't. It's just
I am a hard man.

Me:
HaRd 👁️👄👁️

Ryuk:Fucking pervert

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Ryuk:
Fucking pervert.

Me:
Smooth

Ryuk:
Like a snake

Me:
Like butter idiot.

Ryuk:
Well I was thinking, we
haven't seen each other.

Me:
You're thinking absolutely
right bro. Yes, you didn't
had a short term memory
loss.

Ryuk:
😑😑

Why don't we video call?

Me:
Fine by me.

Ryuk:
Okayy

Incoming video call : Ryuk
Accept / Decline

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