Me:
Someone's back in their
form.

Ryuk:
I am not.
I am quite angry.

Me:
You know what you look
like rn?

Ryuk:
...what?

Me:

Ryuk:No

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Ryuk:
No. I look quite
intimidating for your
call.

Me:
Sure Mr cinnamon roll

Ryuk:
Wasn't I the shinigami?

Me:
That's just the name.

If someone's name is
Jerry that doesn't mean
that they are Jerry the mouse.

Ryuk:
You are obsessed with
that Jarvis guy.

Me:
He writes good.

Ryuk:
He does. But still.

Me:
Okk... If someone is
Rap Monster that doesn't
mean that he is actually
a monster. He is quite of
a softie tho.

Ryuk:
That's true though.
Lmao

Me:
And your real name isn't
even Ryuk

Ryuk:
Fact acknowledged.

Me:
Did your ex cheated on you?
Deleted message

So, you seem better now.

Ryuk:
Yeah a little ig

Me:
How much time has it been?

Ryuk:
Years

Me:
Damn. You loved her much.

Ryuk:
Ikr

Me:
Mihi is over her ex in
months after breakup.

Ryuk:
We dated for quite long
in that case.

But apparently we were
in a long distance relationship
and she wasn't ready for
commitment.

Me:
If she didn't want
to be in a relationship,
that's her call. Sorry, no offence.

Ryuk:
Ik. She could have broken
up with me and then fucked
with some rich brat.

Me:
Ahh forget what I said
earlier. She is a bitch and
I hate her already 😠😠

Ryuk:
Hm...

Me:
Let's kill that bitch.

Ryuk:
How will you?

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