Crow- lord hat has summoned you.
I look over at the clock, 3:30. I growl as I stand up, clenching my throbbing head.
Soul- IT'S 3:30.
Crow- look buddy, I don't make the rules, now get up.
It flies away as I grumble, I get dressed and grab my gear, I enter the office to find everyone else there.
Soul- What's up boss.
Black hat was in his chair facing away as he slowly turns to us, his reflection in the window not following.
Black hat- today is your first mission soul, we've been hired to hijack a armored vehicle carrying important documents for our client, it is up to you all to steal these files and get them back here, undamaged.
Demencia- yes my dark lord.
She winks at him as I growl, we follow flug to a part of the mansion I hadn't ever been in yet. We walk in to reveal a giant hat ship.
Flug- behold, the hat plane.
Soul- eh, a jet would look cooler.
Demencua- OH YEAH, and it would be green and red, with a lizard on it.
I chuckle as flug rolls his eyes.
Flug- that would be nice except, A: we can't afford one, and B: there's NO WAY I'm trusting demencia to fly a jet armed with machine guns and missiles.
Demencia- party pooper.
We walk into the ship and strap in as flug powers up the ship and takes off.
" 5 minutes later"
Demencia- are we there yet.
Flug- no.
Demencia- are we there yet.
Flug- No.
Demencia- are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet, are we th-
Flug- DEMENCIA, SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE-ARE-NOT-THERE-YET.
Demencia-.......................are we there yet.
Flug- "shaking with utter rage".
I chuckle as I turn on my music.
Flug- THERE, CONVOY DEAD AHEAD.
I look out the window to see a large convoy of black, militaristic sports cars, 12 in front and back of a armored bank truck. Flug flies us over it as he keeps pace.
Flug- okay, he-
Soul- demi, feel like some fresh air.
Demi- "grins" LET'S ROCK.
I pop open the back doors of the plane as we keep pace with the convoy.
Flug- WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Soul- the only thing I know how to do.
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I'm a villainous guy.
RandomSoul was a lone wolf, a solo villain, making his own in the world, that is, until he gets caught up with the black hat gang. Join soul as he joins the ranks of the greatest villain ever, while trying not to get killed. Follow him along with black ha...
Chapter 1- First mission.
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