Erica's Easter 2

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3rd person/no one's POV

Erica and Catherine: *Walk in* uhhhhhhhhh

Alexander: Well what do you think?

Erica and Catherine: What IS that?

Alexander: Chicken! Straight from Costco and cooked in the oven for 5 hours! 

Erica: *facepalms* Dad!!! The chicken from Costco comes PRE-COOKED!!!

Alexander: So? It's more crispy this way! Dig in!

Erica: Dad?

Alexander: Yes?

Erica: This smells weird, what seasoning did you put in it?

Alexander: *Takes a bite of the chicken* The spices you had on your cabinet in your room, it was really selfish of you to keep them to yourself.

Erica: I don't have any seasoning in my room.... WHAT COLOR AND SMELL WAS IT!?!

Alexander: It was white and powdery, it also said sweetening power on it! I dumped the entire bottle of power on the chicken! *swallows a chunk of chicken*, I have to say though, this really doesn't make it sweeter! It just makes me sleepier..

Erica: DAD!!! THAT'S MY SLEEPING POWDER, IT LASTS FOR A WEEK WITH ONE SPECK

Alexander: *Swallows the rest of the chicken that's left* uh oh...

Erica: Quick, spit it out *Alexander falls asleep and starts snoring* Oop too late

Erica: Told you mom...

part 3 coming soon

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