Jinx: I'm gonna do an internet!
Jinx presses a button on a keyboard and rainbows begin flying out of the computer.
Jinx: WOAHHHHHHH!
Y/N: Well I'm gonna do a book!
Y/N presses the front cover of the book, nothing happens.
Y/N: Aw.
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THE SCIENCE SHOW!
Boulder: PIANO!
A piano falls on Boulder.
Boulder: WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?!
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The phone is ringing. Y/N picks it up.
Jinx: This is a robbery.
Y/N puts the phone down.
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Jinx and Vi are looking at each other. Jinx suddenly takes off her skin and Y/N is stood staring at Vi.
Vi: Oh .....
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Caitlyn: Hey, kid! You can't skate here!
Jules: You can't tell me what to do!
Jules blows up in the mine field.
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Y/N: I wanna be a pie!
Y/N turns into a pie and is in the oven.
Jinx: Honey no!
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Y/N: Nice hat.
Caitlyn: Thanks!
Y/N: I was being sarcastic.
Caitlyn: Well I stole your face!
Y/N tries to feel where his face had been. It was gone.
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Boulder: Jules do you like my new shoes?
Jules: You are a Krug, Boulder.
Boulder: I CAN DREAM JULES!
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Jules: It worked, my time machine worked!
Jules suddenly gets stepped on.
Ancient Boulder: I AM A STEGOSAURUS!
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Vi runs up to Caitlyn.
Vi: Quick, shoot me in the face!
Caitlyn shoots Vi in the face.
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Thug: You're getting mugged, kid.
Jules: No, you're getting mugged.
Thug: AH, HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
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Jinx throws a ball.
Jinx: Hey Jules, catch!
Jules: Yeah mom, I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch i-
Jules gets squished by the ball.
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Vi: Banana fight!
Jinx shoots Vi in the face.
Jinx: No!
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A UFO appears.
Caitlyn: ALIEN ATTACK!
Y/N: THROW .... THE .... CHEEEEEEESE!
Small chunks of cheese are throws at the UFO.
Y/N: Yeah!
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Jules: When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!
Boulder: Why wait?
Boulder kicks Jules to the moon.
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Boulder: Hey what's going on? I'm a Krug!
Y/N: I LILE TRAIIIIIIIINS!
A train flattens Boulder.
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Crazy Eyes (Arcane x Male reader) (Jinx x Male reader)
FanfictionY/N, a boy beaten almost half to death by his parents because of his shark teeth. But after being rescued by Vander, Y/N starts his new life in the underground where he created new friendships and, under the protection of his friends and Vander, is...
