"My name is Evan and I like beef"
"Honestly, how rude of Joe. Interrupting their presentation. Unbelievable"
"I wasn't playing the piano! It was Stephen! Or Elliot! I dunno which though but it was one of them!"
"Swear on your ma's life"
[now repeat like 20 times]"It's not fucking Terry"
"Your ma's dead, actually"
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