"How can I be wasp-phobic if I have a wasp on the cover of my journal?"
"How the fuck did I get into higer-level irish?"
"I like your socks"
"He's not being bullied, he's the bullier"
"How are you older then me? I always thought you were younger"
"It's plastic"
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"How can I be wasp-phobic if I have a wasp on the cover of my journal?"
"How the fuck did I get into higer-level irish?"
"I like your socks"
"He's not being bullied, he's the bullier"
"How are you older then me? I always thought you were younger"
"It's plastic"