mother goose:
"You're a freak for knowing that"
"I actually really like your playlist"
"The fuck is a kahoot?"
"Zoey, I swear to God, if this is a Kid Icarus Kahoot"
"And you'd be alright giving your family a prison sentence?"
"Rubbish"
"There's Rob!"
"She's a whore"
"What? It's a back massager. What did you think it was? A s- a wha- Zoey, why would I have bought you a sex toy?"
"The fortune teller said like 'you're husband's family's really into children,' WAIT-"
father dearest:
"The fuck is this shit?"
"Stop using weird words you made up"
"How'ya"
"Put RTÉ Player on the Firestick for me. You can't do that? Just use- just use the Chromecast?! That's too much effort, Zoey"
"Fuck YouTube tutorials"
"Did you see that one 5-Minute Crafts video with the drill? Ah it was so cool"
"Describe sexual intercourse to me"
"Why are they using medical words I don't know? Menstruation? It's a fucking period"
little sister:
"Leave me alone I'm playing Roblox"
"I ran out of Robux"
"Pit"
"Dark Pit"
"I'm not playing Smash Bros. with you"
"We stan Zelda"
"Lucia, blue queen"
"What does WAP mean? Waffles and pancakes? Ok"
"I know who Sora is"
"I'm roleplaying"
[aggressively smacks tablet and throws it across the room]
"Can I call you 'organic'?"
"It's a good thing you're adopted. Wait- ADDICTED I MEANT ADDICTED!"
"This is my house.... I think-"
"Isabela, your boyfriend's here! Time for dinner!"
"Chonky"
"Robber duckie"
"Kinkinis"
"What's a biting kink? No, tell me. Dad, what's a-"
"Are you trans? Because, y'know... trains"
"What sexual would you like to call yourself?"
YOU ARE READING
my friends are funnier than me
Humorhere's a bunch of ✨inspirational✨ quotes me, my friends and a bunch of other people have said Highest Rankings: #1 in inspirationalquotes
