Various characters x reader

(Overtime) Josiah headcanon's

He's also a closet yandere, kinda obvious as to why he hid from you and at the end when you admit to your dream he hides and acts like he doesn't know so you don't realise that it was real.

That dude that suddenly touches you with his cold ass hands

Trolls little kids on COD and he's a bit salty

If there was any hope of him going outside it would be at a arcade date.

He enjoys games such as COD and CSGO (as seen in the game) but he also likes those horror games that look old. You know the ones that look like they came from a vhs tape and made out of few pixles so even if it doesn't look realistic it looks scary.

Never has good posture. He's always hunched over, even in a chair.

Probably slid his way into your personal life before you both even got together.

One of the few flaws of dating him is that he blocks you off from everyone. Not to the level of family but people who look at you the wrong way or don't treat you right or are just down right untrustworthy.
Pretty much everyone at work.

(This bit has full game spoilers)
He blames everything on Damien and Jackson simply because he doesn't like them

Someone broke the coffee machine (at that point the coffee machine is the only thing keeping everyone at work sane)
You: so who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know
Annete: I did I bro-
You: no, no you didn't. Josiah?
Josiah: don't look at me! Look at Damien
Damien: what? I didn't break it?
Josiah: huh? That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Damien: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's BROKEN
Josiah: suspicious...
Damien: no it's not!
Gavin: if it matter, probably not, but Emery was the last one to use it.
Emery: liar! I don't even drink that crap
Gavin: oh really? Then what were you doing but the coffee cart earlier
Emery: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that GAVIN!
Anette: okay! Let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Y/N
You: NO! Who broke it!
Josiah: Y/N.... Jackson has been awfully quiet
Jackson: really?!?
Josiah: yeah really!
Jackson: OH MY GOD!
(Fighting in the background)
You: I broke it.... I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes for from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pighead on a stick
You:..... Good it was getting a little chummy around here.

He's just emotionally dead from all of the loops. He knows everything that is going to happen so when you suddenly do something random (because you now remember the loops) it would be the first time in years he's caught off guard and he nearly jumped out of his seat

You: Josiah have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time
Josiah: 17 again?
You: yeah
Josiah: pretty sure it well in the hole...
You: what hole? I- OH MY GOD
DUUUNNN
You: What is that?!?
Josiah: ....it's a hole
You: yeah I can see that. What's it going there?
Josiah: well I woke up this morning *sipping noises* ...... And there was a hole
You: should we call the police or something?
Josiah: oh yeah I called the police yeah...
You: well where are they?
Josiah: they're in the hole...
DUUUUNNN
You: where are the other workers?
......
You: ..... Josiah where are the other workers.....?
Josiah: they're on break
You: oh. Where are they on break?
Josiah: in the hole....
DUUUNNNN
You: GOD how deep even is this thing?
you drop the mug into the hole
Josiah: that was my favorite mug
*dog noises*
Josiah: now it's in the hole
DUUUNN
You: Josiah do you even know what this is? I mean it could be an Interdementional wormhole or- or a gateway to hell o-
....
You: Josiah? Josiah? JOSIAH
Josiah: hey what's up I got a snack?
You: Josiah will you please take this seriously!
a weird tentacle monster appears and takes you idk
You: AHHH WHO I- WHAT I- AHHH AHHH
BAM
BAM
BAM
....
BAM
You: WHAT was that?
Josiah: hole person
You: where did it come from?
Josiah: (¬ ʖ̯¬).....
You: ..... Right 'the hole'. Yeah. Dude, why are you being so calm about this?
Josiah: I'm more worried about the space octopus
You: what space octopus?
Space octopus noises
Josiah: that one

Josiah isn't delusional. He's fully aware that what he's doing is wrong and you won't love him if he does this. But there are loads of shady people in the work place and that's his motivation for killing people at work.

Nsfw ⚠️knife kink, blood kink, public sex, drink play, bondage,role play, overstimulation⚠️

100% has a knife kink, not the the extreme that he'd cut it on you he just drags the knife along your body and seeing the blood of the people he just killed attach to your body

He's a switch, he doesn't lean or have a preference for being top or bottom it just depends.

Angry sex, especially when he gets jealous.

He also does passionate sex so it's not always kinky.

When he's a bottom he whines like a pornstar

Before you two got together he probably snuck into your house and used your toys. (If you have them)

Look at me in the eye and tell me that man wouldn't enjoy getting pegged.

Cosplay kink, he's a gamer what do you expect.

Has most definitely fucked in the office out of spite (and obviously because you both love each other) you both hate the job.

Blood kink especially when he covers you in the blood of the people he just killed.

Teasing as in he likes seeing you embarassed and flustered so he'll tease you about how you like this so much and all the kinky shit your into.

He's willing to try most things at least once. Not everything though that includes sharing you or you being fucked by someone else, he's too possessive and jealous for that.

Drink play, he'd lick monster energy off your body.

When he bottoms he scratches and grips onto your back

He likes when you are tied up, especially when it's your hands tied behind your back

Roleplay, especially unrealistic plots you see in a porno or something

Into overstimulating you and being overstimulated to the point of shaking and crying and fucked dumb

(I accidentally deleted this sorry)