You guys when I'm free:
Check your 8 notifications.
You guys when I'm sleep deprived af, have an exam in 3 minutes, currently going through 7 existential crises at the same time, and surviving on 1 oreo:
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My mom's been trying to get me to eat healthy.
I just drank something that's supposed to be a mixture of beetroot, ginger, spinach, mint, carrots, coriander, gooseberries and something indescribable and-
I don't know if I'm alive or not.
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You walk into your house and see Gabriel, Lila and Felix there.
What do you say? Reply in 3 words or less.
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School math equations be like, 'Jason brought 109 watermelons and 156 lemons and travelled in his car at the speed of 45 km/h. Meowth is the name of his cat and Jessica is its lover. What's the density of the sun?'
Like, dude, decide what chapter y'all teaching ffs-
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The best and the worst mlb headcanon/theory you've ever heard:
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Grammarly correcting unnecessary things like getting rid of the 'actually'
Grammarly blissfully ignoring when my keyboard autocorrects 'meditating' to 'menstruating'
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No bc that fr happened to me, my best friend randomly texts me, 'bro menstruating is so relaxing'
I'm just sitting there like what the fuck.
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Chat: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Rena to Carapace: Hey Spaghetti, it's time for dinner.
Carapace: What are we having for dinner?
Viperion: Ladybug.
Queen Bee: Why do I even hang out with you guys?
Chat: Shut up, Potato.
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FanfictionAlright, let's do this again. - Wanna laugh your butt off? You've come to the right place. - Contains: -LGBTQ+ Content -Swearing -Nappyhap -NinoisNino -Funny BS -Headcanons -Random BS -Existential Crises -Golden Duckie Shoes -Episode Analysis -Free...
