Scaramouche: Murder
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( At Albedo funeral)
Kazuha: Look, can I have a moment alone with him?
Kazuha( to Albedo): Alright, listen fucker. I know you're not actually dead.
Albedo:*opens eyes* yEAH NO SHIT
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Y/N: Do you think when butterflies are in love that they feel human in their stomach?
Kaeya: Y/N. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the FUCK?
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Gorou: Damn, the power went out.
Itto: Don't worry, I got this.
*Itto shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Gorou: What-
Itto: I swallow a flashlight.
Gorou, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Ayato: Stop saying 'I wish ' and starts saying 'I will'.
Y/N: I will my parents still loved me
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Venti: Wassup
Zhongli: Please be formal
Venti: Wassup Morax
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Zhongli: My favorite number is 6
Childe: Mine's 9
Childe: And if we put them together
Beidou: Oh no
Zhongli: We get 15 ^^
Childe: Lmao what
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Signora: Fuck outta here ugly ass doo doo head.
Scaramouche: Hey
Scaramouche: Watch your fucking language
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Kazuha: I'm so nervous... I don't even know what to say to them.
Venti: Bro, just be spontaneous. People loves that!
Kazuha: Got it
Later....
Kazuha: ∆G <0
Y/N: Wtf
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Y/N: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get mad at you, Xiao.
Y/N: Can you forgive me?
Xiao: 3 words, 8 letter. Say it and I'm yours.
Y/N: I got tofu
Xiao: Damn it, you know me too well
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Scaramouche: Wait you like me?!
Scaramouche: For my personality!?
Y/N: I know, I was surprised too.
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Snenhe: Name a yellow fruit
Childe: Orange
Shenhe: You had one job, Childe
Shenhe: ONE
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Y/N: What's the hardest things to say?
Ganyu: I need help
Ningguang: I'm sorry
Eula: It was my fault
Ei: I was wrong
Beidou: Worcestershire sauce
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Thoma: I'm heading out to get groceries, are we running low on anything?
Jean: Coffee
Venti: Red wine
Aether: Chocolate milk ^^
Kaeya: Organic protein shakes
Diluc: Will to live
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Tomo: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Y/N: What?
Tomo: Like is there a point system or is it to the death?
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