Chapa: Love isn't real.
Mika: You're making a valentines card for Bose right now.
Chapa: [threatening her with a glue gun] You are on thin ice.
***
Miles: Bose?
Bose: Yeah?
Miles: You purposely hung the nail cutter on the higher hook so that Chapa will call you to get it and you can back hug her sneakily right?
Bose: ...
Bose: If this information gets out, the next thing hanging there will be your neck.
***
[In court. Chapa in the witness box]
Chapa: I promise to tell only the truth and nothing but the truth.
Bose: [whispers to the lawyer]
Lawyer: What? That has nothing to do with the case.
Bose: Just ask.
Lawyer: [sighs and turns to Chapa] Do you think he's cute? Be honest.
***
Bose: On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine because I'm the one you need.
Chapa: I'm a ten.
Bose: It's a pickup lin-
Chapa: I. Am. A. Ten.
***
Bose: I miss Chapa
Bose: I feel like I haven't seen her in forever.
Bose: I'm so used to being around her.
Bose: Asking her for advice.
Bose: And hugging her when I get lonely.
Bose: And now that she's not here, it doesn't feel right.
Bose: I even miss when we used to fight.
Miles: SHE'S JUST TAKING THE TRASH OUT OH MY GOD DUDE, SHUT UP!
***
Bose: [crying]
Chapa: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever's left to ashes in order to ensure I have eradicated whatever hurt you.
Bose: I'd rather...just have a hug.
Chapa: Of course sweetie, c'mere.
***
Bose: Did...Chapa just tell me she loves me?
Miles: Yep.
Bose: ...AND I DID FINGER GUNS INSTEAD OF SAYING ANYTHING BACK?!
Miles: Yep.
Bose: [facepalms himself]
Miles: Yep.
***
Chapa: Are you a painting?
Bose: Why?
Chapa: 'Cause I want to admire you all day.
Mika: Oh my God, I thought you were going to say 'cause you wanted to hang him.
***
Bose: Hey, you needed me?
Chapa: What no?
Bose: Huh. That's weird. Mika told me that-
Bose: ...
Chapa: What?
Bose: [panics] Oh, God. [rushes back to the door and starts banging on it] MIKA! Let me out!
Mika: YOU ASKED FOR MY HELP! NOW, JUST TELL HER!
Bose: MIKA MACKLIN, LOCKING ME UP WITH HER ISN'T GOING TO HELP!
Chapa: ...So, I'm just gonna get back to work...
***
Chapa: Hey there's a pizza delivery guy outside.
Bose: Yeah, I'm ending world hunger.
Chapa: But I'm the only one here.
Bose: Exactly [pays delivery guy] I can't let my world be hungry.
***
Chapa: [places and arm around Bose's shoulder] I was lost. But then I found the love of my life.
Everyone else: Awwww.
Chapa: But that didn't work out so now I'm with Bose.
[Two hours later].
Chapa: Are you STILL ignoring me? Bosie, I was just kidding.
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BAPA incorrect quotes.
FanfictionI saw one I really liked and decided to do one too. I got these ideas from various sources, Enjoy.
