Chapa: I love wearing long sleeves so that I can...[smacks Bose with her sleeve]
Bose: Ow!
***
Chapa: Stop putting raisins on foods that I actually like to eat!
Bose: You're being unraisinable.
Chapa: SHUT UP BEFORE I THROW THIS CHOCOLATE CHIP RAISIN COOKIE IN YOUR FACE.
***
Chapa: I am by far the most intelligent member on this team.
Mika: ...
Miles: ...
Bose: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Chapa: I paid for my skittles.
Chapa: I am getting my skittles.
***
Bose: So, I heard that you're into bad boys.
Chapa: Yeah, I am.
Bose: You know, I once killed a ladybug.
Chapa: But I like sensitive boys more.
Bose: And then after killing it, I cried for three weeks.
***
Chapa: [parking the car] Could you go in and get us a table?
Bose: Sure.
[5 minutes later]
Bose: [walks out of the restaurant carrying a table] Here.
Chapa: You're done.
***
3 am.
Bose: Chapa, wake up. I need to ask you something.
Chapa: What?
Bose: Do butterflies also feel humans in their stomachs when they're in love?
Chapa: ...
Chapa: Bose, go back to sleep.
***
Bose and Chapa are at the supermarket.
Bose: Chapa, look. [points to a little boy crying]
Chapa: [walks up to him] Hey little guy.
Chapa: Can you move? You're blocking my skittles.
Bose: ...
***
Bose: Chapa, I'm cold.
Chapa: Here, come closer so I can hug you.
Bose: [happily does so]
Miles: Chapa, I'm cold too.
Chapa: So, do you want me to set you on fire or something?
Miles: ...
Mika: [rolling on the floor laughing]
***
Bose: How would you define betrayal?
Chapa: When you dramatically leave a group chat and nobody adds you back.
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BAPA incorrect quotes.
FanfictionI saw one I really liked and decided to do one too. I got these ideas from various sources, Enjoy.
