Mika: You need a hobby.
Bose: I have a hobby!
Mika: Staring at Chapa all day isn't a hobby.
***
Chapa: For the hundredth time! Bose and I are just friends!
Miles: [sneezes] Sorry, I'm allergic to lies.
***
Bose: Do you have a map?
Chapa: Are you lost?
Bose: Yeah.
Bose: In your eyes.
***
Nurse Cohart: I have Chapa. If you ever want to see her again, send me a ransom of-
Bose: DON'T KILL HER!
Nurse Cohart: I won't. As long as you-
Bose: What? I wasn't talking to you. Chapa, don't kill her!
Nurse Cohart: [scared] W-what?
***
Bose: I've said "I love you" to only two people in my life.
Bose: Chapa.
Bose: And Chapa with red hair.
***
Chapa: [mad] I am going to take you out!
Bose: Great! It's a date, then.
Chapa: I meant that as a threat!
Bose: See you at six!
***
Chapa: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off of the souls of the weak. I strike fear into-
Bose: You sleep with a giant teddy bear your mom gave you.
Chapa: MR. SNUGGLES IS THE SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
***
Chapa: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
Bose: Yesterday, you sent me a thousand heart emojis.
Chapa: Out of anger.
***
Mika: [on the phone] Hang on, Bose. [hands the phone to Chapa] Your boyfriend wants to talk to you.
Chapa: For the last time! He's not my boyfriend!
Chapa: [on the phone] Hi, Bosie...
***
Bose: Hey, could you hold this for a minute?
Chapa: [not looking] Sure [lends her hand]
Bose: [intertwines fingers with her]
YOU ARE READING
BAPA incorrect quotes.
FanfictionI saw one I really liked and decided to do one too. I got these ideas from various sources, Enjoy.
