Chapa: I'm mad.
Bose: You're so cute.
Chapa: I'M NOT CUTE! I COULD LITERALLY KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!
Bose: [hugs her] I know, sweetie.
***
Chapa: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet.
Bose: But there's 26 letters in the alphabet.
Chapa: Oh, my bad. I forgot U R A Q T.
Bose: ...
Bose: Marry me.
***
Bose: [starts crying]
Ray: Oh, no.
Ray: No, no, please don't cry, please...
Chapa: [breaks down the door holding a bat] WHO THE HECK MADE HIM CRY???
Ray: [starts praying for his dear life]
***
Chapa: I'd date you.
Bose: What?
Chapa: I SAID I HATE YOU.
***
Chapa: See this? This is my 'I couldn't care less" face.
Bose: [chuckling] That's literally your everyday face.
***
Ray: Bose, can you put the angel on top of the Christmas tree please?
Bose: Sure.
Bose: [levitates Chapa]
Ray: The ornament!
***
[Ray teaching Chapa how to drive]
Ray: Okay, so you're on the road and you see Bose and Miles up ahead, what do you hit?
Chapa: Miles, of course. I could never hurt Bose.
Ray: [rubbing his temple] Brakes, Chapa. You hit the brakes.
***
Chapa: [sighs]
Bose: [walks up to her] What's wrong?
Chapa: It's just so annoying. Mika's doing everything she can to hint at Creston that she likes him but he's just not getting it.
Bose: [wearing a 'Lula Elena Chapa DeSilva, Date me' shirt] Yeah... he's so oblivious.
***
Bose, Miles and Mika: [talking about Chapa]
Chapa: [walks in]
Bose: Speak of the angel.
Miles: Don't you mean 'Speak of the Devil'?
Bose: No. Shut it, she's an angel.
***
Chapa: [talking to Bose]
Bose: ...
Chapa: Are you even listening to me??
Bose: ...
Bose: Oh sorry, I got distracted. You're just so beautiful.
Chapa: [clearly flushed] W-well, SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!
YOU ARE READING
BAPA incorrect quotes.
FanfictionI saw one I really liked and decided to do one too. I got these ideas from various sources, Enjoy.
