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Letter #1: Dear Bitches,

Dear Bitches,

Yesterday was okay. I moved away from Snowchester, but you guys already knew that. I mean I said goodbye literally yesterday. Anyway, I managed to get a small apartment on the edge of L’Manburg. It’s kinda sketchy. When I asked the landman or whatever if he had any rooms available he quite literally threw a pair of keys at me. I called him a rude bitch, but not to his face, I still needed the apartment.

    I remembered that Tubbo told me that I shouldn’t ever sleep somewhere with mold, because I’d die or some shit, but there’s only mold in the bathroom so I think it’s fine. 

    It’s probably not but I don’t really care anyway.

    There’s a little mouse in one of the cabinets. I might name him. I hope it’s a him anyway, I don’t want gross little fuckers everywhere if she has the three letter s word with a he mouse.

    I was just updating you guys, I know you worry a bunch. Clingy fuckers.

- Your Tommy