Just the Coffee Boy. Promise.

Here's the fuckin thing or wahtevrr

Okay.

Tommy = raccoon hybrid with majick

Wilbur = stereotypically siren powers but like cooler cuz I wrote it and made him less op

Techno = he's OP. The Blood God. I don't believe I have to explain.

Phil = old but bird man so he's a hero instead of being in a retirement home

Sam is a pog person.

Tubbo and Ranboo are in snowchester :D

This fanfic is brought to you by

Tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death

AND

This is not an act of spite

Because they got me into this trope and I'm a sucker for found family and trauma :)

Both are on ao3 as well as this fic.

Standard don't ship the minors, unhinged comments are encouraged, Yada Yada don't be an asshole.

And with that boring stuff out of the way I present!

Just the Coffee Boy, Promise