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Jude | Oli

I see you reading something, what is it?

Why Men Deserve Less by Someone.


I totally recommend this book 101%

Chef's kisses 😙👌🏻

That is not the book you're reading

Oh, give it up!

I asked people around this past week...

I know who you are now, Oliver Bloom.

You were the one who stole my bus seat during last year's trip, you asshole

You talk to people in real life?

And that was you? I really thought you were cute that day

Well, I apologize for that

I'm murdering you right on the spot

Really, now?

Then show yourself right now, in front of me this second.

I WILL!!!

Well, maybe later, I'm lazy

Meet me under tree at the front of the school after last period

I can't wait! Do you know what I'm wearing?

Your blood later when I kill you.

🙂

But yes, I do know you're wearing an ugly outfit.

I'll see you later, mwah!

Eww.

😡

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