That One Prank Call | ✓

04

Her | Him

"You are my candy girl and you got me wanting you!"

"Bitch! I though it was someone else."

"I am deeply hurt that you don't have my number saved in your contacts."

"..."

"And it should also be on your emergency contacts!"

"And I would do that for what? For what?"

"Why not?"

"But why?"

"Do you really need a reason why?"

"There's always a reason for everything."

"Don't go philosophical on me, my sweets."

"So you hate that kind of things?"

"I mean, it's so boring. I would die."

"Good."

"How can you even say that?"

"Oh, stop with the fake cries. You won't win an Oscar for that."

"I was in the theater club for all my years in middle school."

"Yeah, no one cares about that."

"You don't have to be mean all the time to your future boyfriend, you know?"

"Future boyfriend?"

"Hey, don't laugh. It's true."

"Okay, you need to go to sleep. It's almost midnight."

"You're right. I have been doing homework for the past few hours before calling you."

"Good night., don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Good night."