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Jude | Oli

How does your lunch taste?

That sandwich looks really delicious

You're just teasing me now 👹🔪

Don't choke on your sandwich, Jude!

I don't want to be the blame for your death

Stop watching me hshshsh

Let me have my lunch at peace!

I quite like people watching

That's borderline being a creep

Somebody told me if you keep rolling your eyes like that, you'll find a brain in the back of your head

And somebody told me that if you keep annoying me, you'll never see the daylight ever again.

Don't forget to stream Daylight by Taylor Swift. It will bring you 10 years of good luck. Send this to five friends to make it come true or you'll have bad luck.

I really fucking hate you.

You're such a hater

Maybe you don't have enough friends to send it to

And eww, chain mails are so like 2010's

Like my pet is not dying if I don't send this message, you ugly hag

And I mean by ugly hag, I mean you.

I AM NOT UGLY

You just haven't seen me yet 😛

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