Jude | Oli
How does your lunch taste?
That sandwich looks really delicious
You're just teasing me now 👹🔪
Don't choke on your sandwich, Jude!
I don't want to be the blame for your death
Stop watching me hshshsh
Let me have my lunch at peace!
I quite like people watching
That's borderline being a creep
Somebody told me if you keep rolling your eyes like that, you'll find a brain in the back of your head
And somebody told me that if you keep annoying me, you'll never see the daylight ever again.
Don't forget to stream Daylight by Taylor Swift. It will bring you 10 years of good luck. Send this to five friends to make it come true or you'll have bad luck.
I really fucking hate you.
You're such a hater
Maybe you don't have enough friends to send it to
And eww, chain mails are so like 2010's
Like my pet is not dying if I don't send this message, you ugly hag
And I mean by ugly hag, I mean you.
I AM NOT UGLY
You just haven't seen me yet 😛
YOU ARE READING
That One Prank Call | ✓
RomanceIt was supposedly to be only a prank call out of boredom, but I guess life had other plans in mind.