POV: Tommy(Of course)
"Wait- Tommy I was joking my good man. Cmon big man, it was a joke. Wait- wtf are you doing? NOT THE VLOG GUN YOU LOVE THAT FUCKING THING!" Wilbur said
"NOT ANYMORE BIG MAN, ITS DEAD, YOU KILLED HIM. I TRUSTED YOU. VLOG GUN TRUSTED YOU. BUT NOW, HE SHALL GET THE FUNERAL HE ALWAYS WANTED AND DEFINITELY DESERVES."
"NOW GO MY SON, YEET"
"TOMMY WHY DID YOU THROW THE VLOG GUN OUT MY FUCKING WINDOW! THAT'S SO EXPENSIVE" Wilbur said in extreme shock
"OW, WHAT JUST HIT ME IN THE HEAD?" I heard from the bottom floor outside.
I slowly stuck my head out the window and upon seeing who was on the bottom floor, I, of course, shouted "Sorry boss man Techno, sorry THE BLADE"
"Tommy, why, my window, vlog gun, but more importantly, MY WALLET" Wilbur screamed out while sobbing over the cost of the broken window.
"Sorry boss man, but I gotta dip- I don't want to waste my money on your broken window. See ya!" I said while backflipping out the window while flipping him off WITH BOTH HANDS.
12 years later
"And that, my son, is how I met you and Vlog Gun Jr," I said while smiling at my technically illegally adopted son, Shroud, and shooting his kidnapper in the balls with Vlog Gun Jr.
✨The end✨
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