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Mona: Jay-Jay what is the meaning of dick.

Jayden: Uhhhh, it means...love?

Marco helping Mona.

Mona: Thank you Marco, I dick you.

Marco: *chokes* you what?

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Monday: I'm cold.

Anthony: I can't change the weather, Monday.

Mona: I'm cold.

Anthony: Andrew bring 4 sweater, 1 muffler and two heavy jackets for Mona.

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Mona: Why doe we call watermelon, because I don't see any melon in it.

Jason: we call it watermelon because it's...red, maybe.

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Ethan: Mona who is your favourite?

Monday: it's me.

Sameul: it's me.

Henry: me.

Marco: I'm eldest so it's obviously me.

Dad: I'm her father, it's me.

Mona: it's actually...penis.

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Mona: hit you with that du-du-du du.

Marco: it's not du-du-du.

Mona: Then how is it?

Marco: *takes his gun out* it's ududududududududududu, boom.

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Monday: What's the difference between chocolate and poo?

Mona: Chocolate is sweet but poo is bitter.

Monday: Have you ever eaten poo?

Mona:....

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Mona sleep walking.

Aiden:what is she doing?

Max: She is fighting with Joe in her sleep.

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Mona: pa why there is grand in grand parents?

Pa: because we are your parents' parents.

Mona: Then it should be parents' parents, what is so grand about it?

Pa:....

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Ethan: I don't think any person can sleep 24 hours straight.

Mona: *hold my penis*.

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Mona: Why don't you get married?

Marco: I don't want to and I don't feel like to marry.

Mona: If you'll not get married then how will Leo marry me?

Marco:......What?

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Caleb: Piss off.

Mona: You want me to piss on you?

Caleb:...

Mona:...

Mona: Ok, I want to pee badly anyway.

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Mona: What's the hottest thing in the world?

Levi: Somebody called me?

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