with athy, Ijekiel and Lucas
Athy :
Oh my gosh! I can't believe anastasius left us out in the middle of the woods.
Ijekiel(sighing) :
I know, I need to tell my father about this.
(Looks at athy)
Good thing, I told you to leave a trail of breadcrumbs on the ground so we wouldn't get lost.
Athy :
Athy :
But I didn't left a trail of breadcrumbs....
Ijekiel :
What? But I gave you bread earlier, right?
Athy :
I was hungry, I ate the loaf of bread.
Ijekiel :
I
jekiel :
Why would you do that!?
Athy :
Wow, you're suddenly attacking me!
You handed me the loaf of bread out of nowhere and said, "According to the script, this is for our survival."
So obviously for my survival, I ate it!
Ijekiel :
Oh Gretel, were gonna die, and it's because of you!
Athy(holding ijekiel's shoulders):
Look here at me hansel, what are the three basic needs in life?
Ijekiel :
Money, house and food?
Athy :
Close but not quite.
What we need is fire, water and food.
Ijekiel :
But gretel, were in the middle of nowhere, where are we gonna find those?
Ijekiel :
Oh wait look! There's a candy house right there!
Athy :
*gasp*Yes!let's go eat it!
Ijekiel :
Wait no! there's bird shit on it.
Athy :
What do you want hansel?
Eat bird shit and live?
Or starve and die?
Lucas :
Is that the sound of children?
Ijekiel :
Oh dear, yes w--
Lucas :
Hmmm, smells just young, fresh, sweet and juicy.
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WMMAP and stolen memes
FanfictionIjekiel : Check in, sir? Lucas : More like checking you out, coz damn. As the title says, this is just a compilation of stolen memes and my lukiel brainrots, characters from other manhwas such as Cabel, Ruve and etc is also here. Anyways, enjoy! *Th...
