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Lucas :
I can't bear this anymore.

I'm worried.

My mom has been in the hospital for five days.



Ijekiel :
Why? What's her illness?



Lucas :
She's a nurse.



Ijekiel :
.............

Then why are you worried about her?



Lucas :
What? When did I say I was worried about her?

I am worried about myself.

Because sometimes I feel like my only purpose in this world

Is to be handsome.



Ijekiel :
..........

Then die, you narcissistic fucker.
 


Lucas :
Dying is for the weak.


Ijekiel :
And breathing is for the gay.



3 minutes later.


Athanasia :
Ijekiel what did you say to Lucas!? He's turning blue!!

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