Fields of Gold (MYG)✔️

Part 43

Your phone went off next to you and you opened LINE to see a message from Jimin that contained a photo of two random middle-aged men pulling off the worst imitation of "Asian Tourist" you'd ever seen. Every stereotype floating on the internet from selfie stick to socks and dad sneakers, ugly hats, boring button up shirts, khaki cargo shorts, face masks, two cameras around the neck and...

You paused and then used your fingers to zoom your phone as high as you could. You blinked but the image didn't change.

You frowned and let the zoom retract and then did it again before you heard Yoongi start to laugh.

You looked up at him and he laughed even harder.

"No....," you started and Yoongi laughed even more. You zoomed in again and were certain that the necklace around, well... you thought the larger tourist of the two men was Jimin. You'd recognize that Chanel necklace anywhere, but how on earth had they done it.

You sent a message back to Jimin on LINE thanking him for the photo.

"Jimin-nim, you must hide your necklace, otherwise I would not have known at all. Did you raid your father's closet for this photo? Please to tell Taehyung I very much think that is the ugliest Hawaiian shirt I have ever seen and give my congratulations for finding such a thing."

You got back four laughing tears face emojis and a purple heart. You sent back the purple heart and put your phone done.

Yoongi glanced at your phone and saw the hearts and raised an eyebrow causing you to giggle.

"Yoongi, we spent all morning doing what and you're going to make faces about me sending a bora heart to Jimin-nim," and Yoongi reached around you and you leaned into his shoulder again.

"You can send me hearts you know (Y/N)," Yoongi started to pout and giggling you sat up a little.

"I love you Min Yoongi," you whispered in his ear. He turned and rewarded you with a kiss before admitting, "Yea, ok, that's better than a bora heart. Good point."

Yoongi made a weird face and then gave a huge sigh. You nearly asked what was wrong before he grabbed his phone and shot off another message. When your phone indicated another LINE message, you looked at Yoongi.

"You might as well see Babygirl, we all have these outfits and they have worked very well for years now," he said but the faintest blush had hit his cheeks.

You eagerly grabbed your phone, excited to see Min Yoongi done up as a meme'd out Asian Tourist, but when you opened your phone it caused you to gasp.

And then nearly fall off the couch laughing so hard.

In your hand was a wonderful photo of two ahjumma's, looking quite like they were on their way to market for the week. The plastic bag with the snap handles, the cropped pants and the sneakers with the bright pink and green colors but mostly the visor hats over the perfectly hairsprayed helmet perm hair.