Onceler x reader Leave The Valley!!

flirting galore

You'd finally switched off your phone, bliss. However, you obviously had a smart phone, something that didn't exist at the time (atleast that's based of the movie, kinda) so the onceler had asked to take a look at it, surprised by how amazing the device was, with it now lying on his work desk. "So, care to show me your thneed?" Y/N asked.
"Not just yet, I've gotta change," however his attention quickly changes once he saw the lorax using his toothbrush as a comb for his moustache, poor guy.

"When are you gonna leave me alone?" He angrily moans, throwing the hairy toothbrush at the back of the lorax's head, causing him to turn around. "NEVER BEANPOLE!" he replied furiously, now the two were in the middle of the room pulling at limbs of each other, a great show for Y/N who watched it all from the bed, cheering on, obviously, the onceler. As swift as a crane, the lorax pounced onto the onceler and started pulling his shirt violently. 
Asuka: The onceler's six foot four and can't even fight the lorax
Y/N: I should probably stop this, right?
Asuka: ok material girl

"STOP IT FOR GODSSAKE!" You screamed at the top of your lungs, even scaring the animals into silence.
"Why are you guys even fighting at the first place?" You question, waiting for an answer.
"Someone doesn't know what a toothbrush is!" The onceler mocks the lorax, whose staring aggressively at the man. "Ah gosh, you broke some buttons of my pyjamas!" He complained.
"Heres your clothes ok, I'll have a word real quick," you responded while giving the man his clothes.
"No way am I gonna talk with some girl who always chooses the onceler over me!" He shouts threateningly
"Wonder why, now come on, let's go give the man some privacy," you remarked like a year one teacher speaking to a kid. The two of you walk out the cottage until the silence breaks, "I just realized, you like him! DON'T YOU?"
"Who?"
Asuka: oh damn girl, what are you gonna do?

Y/N: this is gonna be funny, listen up girl

Asuka: BET

"You like the onceler, don't you?" He shouts proud of himself

"I mean, anything is better than you," you smugly reply

"Haha very funny, if you could you'd kiss him!"

"Aww, no I'm sorry that's just really cute, are you cupid?"

Asuka: Ok Y/N you gotta make the beef juicy, not well done

Y/N: I'm getting there, don't worry.

"Are you just jealous or something?"

"NO! How many times do I have to tell him to stop cutting down trees!"

Y/N: Oh yeah, I forgot about that

Asuka: your not the only one

"If I stop him from cutting trees, I'll stop bothering you and him," The lorax claimed looking truthfully.

"Really? Sure,"

"That's it? Just sure?"

"Do you want me to save the trees?"

"Yes ok, I won't reveal your secret crush then!"

"Wait, WHAT?!"
Asuka: lolol

The front door of the cottage creaks open, with the onceler's head popped out abit looking at the scene."everything ok? I heard screaming," he questions calmly.
"Everything's ok, beanpole," the lorax cooed mockingly to annoy Y/N, knowing full well about her feelings towards him. "Great! I can now show you guys my thneed!" He exclaims excitedly, his face glowing with joy, his smile wider than ever. Y/N just looked at him, nodding, his beauty was so divine it paralyzed your thoughts.
"Uhmm, Y/N?" He asked, confused on why you haven't came in yet.
'Gods sake!' You thought though in real life you just said sorry and strolled into the house. You sat on the bed and looked at the onceler, getting ready to present his dear invention, the thneed.

He starts his presentation Gladly, gliding across the house to show everything the thneed could possibly do! He soon comes up to you, and wraps it around your neck gently, surprising you into looking up at him, after all, it weren't in the movie. "The thneed can make a lovely scarf for a lovely lady!"
Asuka: girl calm DOWN! Y/N your as red as the thing
Y/N: HE'S A GENTLEMAN AHHHHHH
Asuka: god, why do I even bother at this point.
"Thank you oncie," you murmured quietly, the colour red spreading across your face. "Is that oncie I just heard?" He questioned, his cheeks turning a tint of pink. "Are you two lovers done or what? I'm sick of being you two's third wheel you know!"
The lorax intervened. Both you and the onceler looked over to him, your absolutely destroyed by this loving feeling, never had you felt so loved before you didn't know how to feel, you just leaned back onto the bed, covering your face with the thneed the onceler just gave you, shaking across the bed like a teenager fangirling over bts or one direction.

Asuka: I wish I could feel this loved
Y/N: pardon?
Asuka: he's right next to you haha
Y/N: Asuka, do I have to leave?
Asuka: I'll tell you soon, right after someone has some nice chit chat with you
Y/N: gosh, I need to hear more of that hot deep voice of his, I wanna feel the softness of his palms, touch his beautiful locks,  gosh just talk to me already!
Asuka:

DON'T CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE PLEASE
"Y/N, you alright?" He askes, gently shaking your shoulder waiting for any kind of response. "Y/N?" He asked again in another attempt. "Yes?" You whisper, looking up at him under your arms. He reassuringly smiles at you, his hand resting on the duvet. "I'm acting like such a child, I'm so sorry," you apologise getting up slowly. "Hey, it's  alright, really. If anything It's my fault," he laughs, rubbing the back of his head. You two start laughing, though everyone else in the room isn't exactly amused

TO BE CONTINUED...