a sleepy god and a shadow [Discontinued] (melony x male reader) (smg4)

smg4: into the dark web

we open to see a drawn version of smg4, his USB and the castle in the background, an we hear smg4 narrating

smg4: a long time ago, i was sent to this world in a USB pod

the page changes to show smg4, looking at a detective board with the words "who am i?" above it

smg4: not remembering anything about who i am, i searched for answers

we then see smg1 and 2

smg4: throughout my adventures i made a huge discovery: the existence of an smg1 and an smg2

we then see smg4 on the bottom left with his USB on the top left, smg3 on the bottom right with his USB on the top right, and smg1 and 2 in the bottom center with a blacked out USB with question marks around it on the top center

smg4: they supposedly arrived here in their own USB

we then see smg1 and 2 holding smg3's USB

smg4: before sacrificing themselves they gave one last request

we then see smg2 and hear smg2's voice

smg2: we have a guardian pod too! find it! it'll explain everything!!!!

we then zoom out to see it was a presentation

smg4: so now... i have to find 1 and 2's USB

we then see mario was the only one there watching

mario: the hell you talking 'bout boy

smg4 then facepalms

smg4: UGH. ANYWAY we have no idea where their USB is... but we know where mine is!

mario: mexico

mario the gains a Mexican hat which smg4 slaps off

smg4: what? no! the dark web! dont you remember? we pushed it down there years ago!

mario: okie dokie so lets go get it dumbass

smg4: we'll need a degenerate who spends their time on the dark web to guide us

then the office chair behind him swivels around revealing bob

bob: oi you what mate

smg4 launches at him, and jumps up

smg4: bob! you're completely useless to society! PERFECT! you can help us!

bob: wow, first of all fuck you, secondly hell yeah, the dark web is where all the bitches are at, like my favorite dark web streamer, we then pulls out his ipad showing smg4 and mario a video of someone stepping on butter, thus causing smg4 to throw up

mario: mario's dick feels funny

bob: dumbasses on the dark web encrypt the good shit though, we need a hacker so i can get my feet pics

(this was painful to write)

everyone then looks at melony to see her playing with children's toys, feeling eyes on her, she looks to see smg4 and mario smirking at her while bob had expanded, bob then gets really close to her

bob: hey melony wanna go somewhere super cool?

melony: yay

(Y/N): not gonna happen

bob turns to see him and axol sitting on the sofa, axol looking at the TV, (Y/N) inspecting his pistol

bob: what?

axol: if melony sees any of the crap on the dark web... she's gonna be traumatized and freeze up!

(Y/N): besides i ain't letting her go anywhere that may be harmful for her