a sleepy god and a shadow [Discontinued] (melony x male reader) (smg4)

smg4: the melony felony

we open to see (Y/N) outside of the castle holding flowers and looking nervous, suddenly shadow appeared next to him

shadow: you have the powers of light and can summon you own shadow but you cant ask a girl to be your valentine

(Y/N): go to hell dark!

shadow the disappeared into him, he then took a breath before going into the castle

(Y/N): hey melony! would you be my valenti-

he then cuts himself as he sees peach standing there

peach: aw did i win

(Y/N): ew what the fuck!

he then runs over peach, in another room we see melony and axol watching axol's two piece, then (Y/N) comes into the room

(Y/N): tada!

but melony wasn't paying attention and had hearts in her eyes as she had a crush on watermelon-kun, (Y/N) made several more attempts to get her attention but she still wasn't listening, eventually he gave up and dropped the flowers and walked to another room, after the episode was finished melony fell asleep, axol saw the whole thing, he looked at the TV and saw watermelon-kun sand started to get angry as his own creation caused his best friend sadness because she was to interested on the TV, he then had an idea, a few minutes later melony woke up and saw that axol had made a puppet stand

melony: axol?

she looked up and saw a sign that said "two-piece special"

axol: hey melony! the next episode of two piece is going to be a special and it's premiering now!

axol then put on some music and opened the curtains as he held a watermelon with grey hair

axol:"oh apple-chan im almost home"

axol then rammed the watermelon with a truck crushing it

melony: oh my god! ahhhh!

axol gave a snicker as he put the grey hair on half of the watermelon

axol:"a...pple...-chan... bleh"

then he threw the watermelon out the door

axol: the end!

melony looked outside to see toad eating the watermelon and started crying

melony: ah! stohohohop he's already dead!

axol: well? didn't i tell you? wasn't it great?

melony put her head in her hands before looking up angry, she then sat down glaring at axol confusing him

axol: uh... melony

she continued to glare at him but he passes it off

axol: oh im sure you'll be okay! lets have lunch tomorrow okay!

he then walks off as mario walks up to melony

mario: excuse me mario needs to piss spaghetti out my pinas.

melony's glare hardens on mario as his head shrinks to the size of a peanut and he slowly backs away

mario: okie dokie

later axol is awoken by a horn as he finds himself in a court filled with watermelons with melony as the judge with an angry expression and meggy as the prosecutor

meggy: welcome to fruit court axol

axol: the hell is a fruit court

meggy: anyways! you're accused of the crime of... murdering watermelon-kun