a sleepy god and a shadow [Discontinued] (melony x male reader) (smg4)

smg4: mario's bed and breakfast

we open to see meggy's house as mario is walking past

mario: im so hungry!! the fridge at meggy's house should have some spaghetti.

as mario is walking up to the house of meggy spletzer, he sees a sign on the door of the house saying "bob and breakfast, the door opens as someone runs out of the house on fire and screaming, then someone runs out crying, then someone is thrown out breaking the mailbox, an ambulance pulls up taking the mailbox and forgetting the person who was thrown out

mario: the hell was that

he then goes inside to find bob holding a marshmallow over a burning pile of suitcases, bob then turns to see mario

bob: what up mario, welcome to my new air B'n'B

mario then looks around to see the stairs blocked with trash, dirty dishes filling the sink, insects covering the buffet, thanos by some speakers playing bob's rap music

thanos: human music, i like it

he then sees cuphead jumping of a very high diving board into what he thought was a pool but was actually a picture of a pool covering the ground, as soon as cuphead hit the ground his head shattered, then a group of angry customers walked up behind bob causing him to turn around, the angry group of customers were demanding a refund while bob was trying to bargain with them

bob: how about a complimentary bar of soap

mario was at the fridge, when he opened the fridge, he found a pile of papers stuffed in the fridge, he then picked one up to find it was an overdue loan for meggy

mario: what the hell is this

bob: oh, i got a loan under meggy's name to pay for this business if i cant pay it back she'll lose her house

mario then thought of meggy losing her house and living in a cardboard box, with bob in the cardboard box next to her

bob: hey neighbor, i made us some dinner

this caused mario to freak out, he ran over to thanos and used the infinity gauntlet, causing a wormhole to appear outside he then threw all the rubbish and angry customers and even cuphead's body outside along with thanos causing all of them to be pulled into the wormhole, when the wormhole closed mario walked over to bob

mario: okay bob! we're gonna work together to make this the best damn hotel ever

bob: hell yeah bro

then the two went in for a high five but when the two met bob's blade hand went through mario's hand impaling it, this caused mario's head to shrink

mario: this is fine

we then see the door open, as two people walk inside, as bob and mario welcome them, we then see several parts of the hotel including a 4k TV with speakers, a fireplace with two sofas and a table, a spaghetti buffet, a poorly drawn version of the mona lisa, a bath outside with a sign beside it saying "pool 2.0" and a statue of mario, we see mario put some chocolate on a pillow, then someone crashed through the door and launched toward the bed while screaming "chocolate" eating the chocolate strait of the bed, we then see cooking mama at the spaghetti buffet, as she puts a meatball in her mouth, she gains a happy expression

cooking mama: wow! how did you make this so tasty?

bob: oh we had several taste testers, test and sample out dishes to improve our recipe

we then see a toad eating spaghetti as he keels over and dies, we then see mario putting the toad in a dumpster and closing the lid and walk off, we then see four kids looking at mario who is reading a book, we then shows the contents of the book which showed a picture of meggy when she was an inkling in a ballerina dress (i dont know what there called) causing all the kids to laugh, we then see mister monitor in a room as mario brings in a cart