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Another crazy Fan...boy???

A/N: YOU SAW THIS COMING JD

"I'm breaking the habit

I'm breaking the habit

I'm breaking the habit

Tonight."

I sang, seeing the audience clap, scream cheer, and even some crying.

I smiled,"Thank you everyone for coming tonight! This is our last song!"

"This song is one that we wrote back when we were called Xero,"Mike said to the audience,"Back before Chester came into the band."

I smiled getting ready to sing.

"If you know the words, go ahead and help us out!"

Joe started the track,

"The microphone molester, machete undresser
'Stupid-dope-fresh' type shit resurrector

Top gun, Miramar best-of-the-best-er
The leave-an-MC-peace-in-rest-er

Skill tester, the flex-the-gunner
The make-funner, the adversary make runner,"

Mike rapped. I had no idea how he was doing this, but it was awesome.

"Make summer cold with rhymes I spit
Kick gift to lifted delinquent wit

I be the prophet, my rhyme--top it? Stop it.
Fly like rocket when I rock it

Lock it down with this perverse verse
Every fuckin curse a burst of hurt

Move crowds: physical fitness rhymes
Coke heads couldn't do my lines

I'm decorated like christmas pines
My battalion rocks
MCs become silohetes of chalk."

I inhaled, ready to sing.

"Reading my eyes will say it in many ways
Losing my pride will save it in many days."

It was short, but the fans still went crazy with excitement,

"Hit the dirt because the words I spit will
Do more than just rip your shirt

I'll bitch slap your soul, contact the track control

You're coming at me? You can't hack it though
So ridiculous, watching my crew get sick of this

Wickedness, pitchin' this, lyrical viciousness
To crews and cliques, made of men and mistresses

This is my life: the twilight and the fight night
And trying to see nothing but the highlights when I write

These eyes on horizons, die for my song, cry rhymes in Krylon
Fire on, move men telekinetically

Esoterically beat-speaking with clarity
Feel my verity, heroism of heresy
And sever every MC I see with severity,"

Mike looked at me and smiled.

"Reading my eyes will say it in many ways
Losing my pride will save it in many days,"

I stopped, Brad continued playing.

"Why not... what I came... Why not... what I came...

Why not give me what I came to deserve?
Why not give me what I came to believe?
Why not give me what I came to deserve?
Why not give me what I came to believe?"

I screamed out after that, leaving the crowd in amazement,

"Reading my eyes will say it in many ways
Losing my pride will save it in many days..."

The crowd went insane, then started chanting.

"ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE!!"

Mike laughed,"Hey Chaz, what song should we play?"

"How about numb?"

The crowed cheered again.

"Alright, you guys ready?"

I smiled and spoke up,"Before we get to the song, I'd like you guys to make some noise for Mike Shinoda."

Crowd screamed once again,"The reason why I say that is because every once and awhile, I like to appreciate how much fucking talent this guy has right here."

Mike smiled from his keyboard," The reason I say that is every once in a while I like to say that is because I look over and see that you have a very nice butt!"

I laughed, so did the crowd.

"What? Am I wrong?" Mike joked.

Then out from the crowd I hear,"NO MIKE, YOU AND CHESTER ARE MENT TO BE, BENNODA FOREVER!"

I look over and see some guy yelling that out.

***

"Wow, Chester has a nice butt...This was just weird and gay Mike."

"Come on Dave, it was funny."

Brad cracked up,"What was funnier was that fanboy yelling 'Bennoda Forever'!"

I rolled my eyes, weird fan base.

We drove out of the stadium and went to our hotel.

Mike and I shared a room. I refused to sleep in the same room as him and I insisted in staying on the couch.

As I was walking to the bathroom to shower, I heard yelling.

"MIKE YOU HAVE TO MARRY CHESTER! PLEASE! I'LL DIE IF YOU DON'T!!"

I groaned and called Joe over.

"So you're saying that some guy wants you and Mike to get married, he standing below the window, and you want me to use my wet toilet paper throwing skills on him?"

Joe asked while wetting some rolled up peices of toilet paper."Yes, and hurry. He probably already got a priest over here."

"I can already hear wedding bells..."

Joe and I snuck to the window and opened it slowly. I saw the guy holding a bouquet of white flowers.

Joe took a ball and flung it at him. It missed him. Then we saw a guy running towards him.

"David! Damn, there you are...I ran...all the way...from the...stadium...don't..," he coughed,"Don't run off like that!"

"Ben, but Mikey and Chaz are about to get married!"

"Ugh David, how many times do I have to tell you that they're not going to get married?"

Joe flung another ball.

"Ow! FUCK!" The David said.

"See, they obviously don't want you around!"

I laughed and high fived Joe.

Mike Then walked into the room,"Hey babe. What are you guys doing?"

He came over to us and wrapped his arm around my waist."Pelting fanboys with Joe's wet toilet paper," I said kissing him.