La Signora
If the Tsaritsa lays a hand on Rostam I will end her.

Il Dottore
The turnaround lmao
Why isn't Tartaglia here? I would imagine that with the people he's met in his time here this news would make him the most alert out of all of us

feral bitch
Probably sucking face with Zhongli or something

walking cliche
I AM NOT SCARAMOUCHE STOP SPREADING LIES
IT IS ALMOST 5 AM I JUST WOKE UP

feral bitch
Whatever you say dude
Anyway as I was saying
Tsaritsa is trying to reinstate the Fatui

Il Dottore
So then what

feral bitch
IF SHE TRIES TO GO INTERNATIONAL AGAIN I WON'T HESITATE TO LOCK HER OUT OF SUMERU

walking cliche
wait why sumeru

feral bitch
WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SCHOOL DUMBASS
THINK TARTAR SAUCE THINK

La Signora
Lock down Mondstadt as well while you're at it.

Il Dottore
Okay but we don't even know if she's going international

feral bitch
anything is a possibility dottore

walking cliche
he
makes a fair point

Il Dottore
oh, they agree for once.

La Signora
Truly a miracle.

walking cliche
but we made sure none of them could track us down
the main reason why we're in UT is to keep a low profile

Il Dottore
The fact that all of us are in one place means that if they really tried, they could still find us all

feral bitch
So we all agree to not give away our locations just in case the Tsaritsa comes and terrorizes us all

La Signora
Er...yes.

feral bitch
gotcha

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4:27 AM

inazuma superiority

kokokokokoko
so you know all the military stuff but not the government structure and enduring issues
goro

shiba inu kinnie
pls don't kill me koko

kokokokokoko
i mean we still have a few hours i can still help you, you just have to sleep for now

shiba inu kinnie
OK I'LL GO DO THAT

will you do the fandango
anyway I don't know what you're talking about

the almighty one
That is very suspicious, Kuni.

pyro malewife
Sus

arataki himbo
SUS

shirasagi no himegimi
did you come on just to say that

arataki himbo
SO WHAT IF I DID

inazuma's pyromaniac
eject him!!

will you do the fandango
can you guys stop

pyro malewife
but you didn't respond for a while
ayato even resorted to typing, word for word, the lyrics to bohemian rhapsody

the better sibling
don't call me out thoma

pyro malewife
i live for that sole purpose ayato

shiba inu kinnie
take your flirting somewhere else

pyro malewife
shut the fuck up

the better sibling
language

inazuma's pyromaniac
that was flirting??

shiba inu kinnie
if they were left alone as is it'll just escalate

inazuma's pyromaniac
...true

pyro malewife
damn outed

the better sibling
busted we better go

pyro malewife is offline

the better sibling is offline

arataki himbo
HEY KUJOU TENGU ARE YOU ONLINE

kujou tengu
what the fuck
no we're not competing with our scores

arataki himbo
DAMMN IT
OKAY THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS HERE FOR

kujou tengu
Then what are you here for

arataki himbo
THERE'S A COOL ARCADE THAT JUST OPENED UP WANNA COME WITH ME

kujou tengu
why not just ask someone else

arataki himbo
THEY'RE ALL BUSY

kujou tengu
bullshit but fine, i'll indulge in whatever you're planning.

arataki himbo
LETSGOOOOOOOOO

inazuma's pyromaniac
aaaaaaa this is too straight for my lesbian ass BUT CONGRATSSSSSS

kujou tengu
????

shiba inu kinnie
THAT'S GREAT BUT PLEASE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE TOMORROW

eternally otaku
GUYS GO TO SLEEP

will you do the fandango
OKAY MOM SHEESH

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