𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐘

𝟎𝟎𝟓 ; 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭?

'Stop bickering like an old couple and introduce me.'

"Who's that!?" Regulus asked with his wand out and ready to attack.

'You are going to hurt me with that, you are hilarious.' Athanasios said rolling his eyes already knowing that the mortals haven't changed a bit from when he was last on earth and are still as stupid as they used to be. (though they have definitely become more pretty, just look at the pretty boy in front of him, eyes wide and rosy lips stretched open-)

"Homenum Revelio."

'I am so revolted, that you think of me, as in ME, as a simple human. I expected more of you. I am disappointed.'

Athanasios just shook his head as a disappointed father. (more like a disappointed daddy)

"I-"

'Brat are you going to introduce us or not.'

"Brat, and here I thought you loved me. I am wounded."

Athanasios just rolled his eyes at the bratty human who, just not a few hours ago was crying in his arms as he held her, and now was all ok and talking back to him. People have surely become more weird on earth.

"So, Regulus meet Death."

'And here people call me blunt.'

Athanasios thought as he let out a laugh as he saw the pretty boy go limp and fall into his arms like a doll wanting to be-

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Next when Regulus came back to the living world he was at his home, in his room but on the couch which was not there a few hours ago which also clashed very badly with the decor of his room.

And as he looked around he saw two people eating their faces out, literally and Regulus Black did the first thing that came into his mind.

He screamed.

He screamed bloody murder.

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athanasios is so horny
like always 🥵

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