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CHAPTER 2:

"So there are four numbers, Mar. Let's try them!" Josie says.

"Okay fine," I said as I unplug my iPhone from it's charger.

"Numero uno de los numeros de Luke Hemmings!" She exclaims in a terrible Hispanic accent.

Me: wassup luke

Luke #1: hello, may i ask who this is?

Me: it's sam from the club last week

Luke #1: oh hey! i didn't think you would actually text. how's it going?

"Oh shit, this guy actually went to a club. But I really doubt it's him."

"Let's mess with him," Josie takes my phone.

Me: let's quit the small talk luke. i'm pregnant

Luke #1: wait, what??

Me: yes i guess the rubber broke. it's yours. i took a test yesterday.

Luke #1: okay, who actually is this?

Luke #1: 1, i know for a fact that "sam" is not with child.

Luke #1: 2, i am a one hundred percent homosexual teenage male.

Luke #1: and 3, sam is a dude.

Me: oh shit sorry dude! lol we're just trying to find luke hemmings

Luke #1: haha it's fine! i wouldn't blame you. luke is a 10, and well i'm definitely a 6.

Me: did u just

Me: OH MY GOD YOU LIKE 5SOS

Luke #1: love 'em

Luke #1: my name isn't luke btw. It's actually christopher, my middle name is luke

Me: christopher you are a god let's be best friends i'm marnie

Christopher (not luke): definitely! hope you find luke. once you do, have him tell michael to hit me up.

Christopher (not luke): marnie? like the witch girl from halloweentown?!

Me: will do chris and yes like the witch lol :-)

Christopher (not luke): happy hunting, witchy!

"That was hilarious!" I chuckled.

"Well, now we know what wasn't Luke. On to the next," Josie typed the new number into her phone instead.