The Dragon Maid's Brother

Summer's Staples!

The camera opens up to everyone at the beach. Smaug is wearing a plain red shirt with gold swim trunks. All of the dragons tails are gone, But Tohru and Smaug still have their horns out.

Tohru:"Oh, so this is the beach of this world! With all these people here, It's tempting to just mow them all down at once, isn't it, Miss Kobayashi?"

Kobayashi:"Don't do it."

Smaug is drooling. 

Kanna:"The ocean here's salty?"

Kobayashi:"It is."

Kanna:"That's the same, then."

Smaug:"Yeah, just don't drink the water. It tastes bad."

Lucoa:"The best thing about swimsuits is that you can boldly show off more flesh." *The camera show Lucoa wearing a revealing swimsuit and shouta is next to her blushing.*

Smaug:*Whispers*"One of the ladies at the club was wearing one exactly like that."

Kobayashi:"No, that's out."

Lucao:"Really?" *She turns to Shauta.* "What do you think, Shouta?" *He covers his eyes. Then runs over to Kobayashi.*

Shouta:"This is reassuring."

Kobayashi:"That doesn't make me happy to hear at all." 

Lifeguard:*Walks up to Lucoa* "Excuse me, ma'am."

Lucoa:"Yes."

Lifeguard:*Covers Lucoa up with a towel.* "Could you come with me? Your swimsuit is too skimpy." *She drags Lucoa off somewhere.* 

Lucoa:"Huh? Um. Hey!"

Kobayashi:"Well, that's to be expected."

Later.

Tohru is putting up a umbrella. Kobayashi and SHouta are sitting under it. Smaug is standing next to Kanna.

Lucoa:"I'm finally back."

Kobayashi:"You brought a spare swimsuit?"

Lucoa:"It's my scales."

Kobayashi looks to the other dragons.

Kobayashi:"Oh, that works for your swimsuits, too?"

Tohru:"Yes, we looked them up on the internet! Nice, aren't they?"

Kanna:"I want to play now."

Smaug:"Yeah."

Tohru:"Right, let's go play! Miss Kobayashi, what will you do?"

Kobayashi:"Hmm, nothing much."

Tohru:"What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi? You haven't been very excited all day."

Kobayashi:"To be honest, I'm not a big fan of the beach."

Tohru:"Huh?!"

Lucoa:"That's too honest."

Smaug:"That's Kobayashi."

Kobayashi:"Well, it's hot, you get sunburned, and sand is annoying."

Shouta:"Same for me. I prefer the indoors."

Tohru:"Then why did you come with us today?"

Kobayashi:"Well...Because I don't have much else to do this summer. My manager asked me to look after Shouta, too, So I figured going with everyone would be better."

Tohru:"Oh, I know what's going on here! That tsundere thing, right?!"

Smaug:"From anime?"

Kobayashi:"Completely different."