*2 years later*
"I'm pretty sure this is Remus's number. This new phone is throwing me off." James sighed.
"How do you not know your best friend's number," Lily asked raising an eyebrow.
"Because I'm not smart like you Lils. My brain is the size of a peanut and I have one brain cell left."
"Oh, I know. I dated you for two years."
James groaned. "Don't remind me."
"No luck with lover boy yet?"
"Does it look like it? No, we haven't even had one conversation ever. You act like we are best friends. I barely know him! I just know Remus and Mary saved his ass that day at the park." James sassed.
***
"Watcha doing Reg," Emmeline asked resting her chin on Regulus's shoulder.
"Nothing really. Sirius hid the Pringles."
"Jerk. Pringles are so good."
"Mhm. Hold on someone texted me." He said pulling out his phone. "Oh, it's a random person. They said hi." Regulus stated raising an eyebrow in confusion.
"Oooo text them back. This should be fun." Emmeline smirked pulling out a can of pringles and sitting down next to him.
"Where did you get those-."
"Shut up and texted them back."
***
pott.pott
pott.pott: hiiii
seggsyemokid: hello?
seggsyemokid: who is this?
pott.pott: who are you?
seggsyemokid: like i'm going to tell you. my middle name is arcturus so you can call me that
pott.pott: my name is james. i hate my middle name so i'm not telling you it
seggsyemokid: okay
"This is boring. You guys are dry as shit." Emmeline groaned.
"Chill Emmy. We just started talking. I don't even know this guy."
pott.pott
pott.pott: your bitmoji looks cool
Emmeline stifled a small laugh
seggsyemokid: thx ig? why are you even texting me
pott.pott: because i texted the wrong number when i was just trying to text my best mate, but you seem pretty swag arcturus
Suddenly Walburga yelled from upstairs. "REGULUS GET READY. YOU HAVE A PHOTOSHOOT."
"YES MOTHER." He sighed and texted James back.
seggsyemokid: well i gtg do some chores and shit now
pott.pott: awww bye
***
"I hate my life." Regulus sighed collapsing on Sirius's bed after his photo shoot.
"Guessing it didn't go well," Sirius said slowly as he picked up his phone to text who Regulus was assuming was Barty.
"Mhm. Mom just yelled at me the whole time because I have to look "perfect."
"Not surprised. Did the pictures turn out good though? I bet they did though because yours always do because you just have the model face and body. Like, look at your collarbone! It's so fucking sharp like even sharper than any of our families!"
"From what I saw yes. We get them in on Monday so you can see them then."
"I can't wait that long." Sirius groaned dramatically.
"It's only 3 days!"
"Still."
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Pringles
Humorincludes: trans regulus, the marauders forming a band, jegulus, wolfstar, dorlene, and some other ships trigger warnings: sexual @ssualt self h@rm homophobia/homophobic slurs transphobia/dead naming and misgendering child @abuse (mentally and p...
