( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) non-veg jokes.

Manager.

A hot woman goes up to a guy at the bar and asks "Are you the manager?"
He smiles and says "yep"

She puts her arm around him and says "so it's your job to take care of this place"

"uh huh"

She sticks her left hand's fingers in his mouth and whispers in his ear "can I tell you a dirty little secret?"

He emphatically nods whiles mumbling "yes"

"There's no toilet paper in the ladies room."