Father: Son, this is a lie detector if you lie it will make a beep sound and we will get to know that you're lying.
Son: okay, I'll only say the truth.
Father: where were you last to last night?
Son: i was with my friend in a group study.
*beep*
Father: say the truth son.
Son: i was in a sleepover with him and we watched movies & played video games.
*beep*
Father: I'm warning you son, say the truth c'mon!
Son: aight, i was smocking with him too.
*no sound from the lie detector*
Father: caught you, your getting grounded for that but you know when i was your age i used to go cycling around the town with my friends.
*beep*
Mother: he really is your son, isn't he? *chuckles*
*beep*
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( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) non-veg jokes.
الفكاهةWhenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.
