A man walks to a public bathroom and begins taking a leak.
He looks to his left and sees a short man also taking a leak, suddenly the short man looks at the taller man, and the taller man is completely Emmbaressed fo staring at the smaller man's penis.
"Sorry", says the taller man, " I'm not gay or something but you have the longest penis I've seen on a man as small as you."
"It's becuz I'm Leprechaun, all Leprechaun men have penises of this size." Says the smaller man.
"Wow, I'd give anything for mine to be that long" Says the taller man.
The smaller man looks at the taller man and says, "Well, me being a Leprechaun I'd give you your wish, if you let me take you into that stall and fuck you, i will give you your wish."
"Oh god..." Says the taller man, "i...okay! It's a one time opportunity so let's get it!"
Soon they get into a stall and the smaller man is doing him.
"Tell me how old are you son?" Says the Leprechaun.
Finding it difficult to turn, with the Leprechaun doing him so ferociously, "i am 32" He answers from over his shoulders.
"Imagine that" Trails the smaller man...
"32 and still believes in Leprechauns...."
Amen.
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