( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) non-veg jokes.

Skiing.

There are 3 men stranded in the wild...

and one day they see an abandoned house and go inside.
When they go inside however, they realized that there's only one bed. The floor was filthy, so they had no choice but to sleep on the same bed.

The next morning, the two men sleeping on each side of the bed awoke and started to notice an acute pain coming from their privates.

The man in the middle however, told them he had an intense and wonderful dream about skiing.